The Simpsons (TV Series)
Selma's Choice (1993)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Capt. Lance Murdock, Drunk Fish #1, Drunk Fish #2, Man at Funeral, Groundskeeper Willie, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Hans Moleman, Hurray for Everything Member, Barney Gumble, Mitch, George Washington Robot
Quotes
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Homer , Bart Simpson : [singing in the car] On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball...
Marge : If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!
Homer : [singing] Ding-dong, the witch is dead!
Bart Simpson : Which old witch?
Homer : The Wicked Witch!
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[Homer has gotten food poisoning]
Marge : You look terrible.
Homer : I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
[he stands, then collapses and crawls out the door on his hand and knees. Cut to in the car, where he is shivering in the driver's seat, wrapped in a blanket]
Homer : So c-c-c-old...
Marge : Your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay home.
Homer : No! Duff Gardens... hurrah!
[he passes out and hits the steering wheel, blaring the horn]
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Groundskeeper Willie : [after viewing Selma's video dating tape] Back in the loch with you, Nessie!
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Selma Bouvier : [after Selma had a poor date with Hans, and visualizing ugly and blind children; disgusted by his grotesque lips] Yuck! Get outta my car.
[drives off without him]
Hans Moleman : This isn't my house.