House M.D. (TV Series)

Safe (2006)

Jake McDorman: Dan

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• [House is treating a girl with severe allergies whose boyfriend paid her a late-night visit] 

  Dr. Gregory House : This is the one downside of teenage sex. You're idiots. You almost killed your girlfriend. She's allergic to penicillin.

  Dan : What, do you think there was still some on my lips? I brushed my teeth.

  Dr. Gregory House : Think lower and more fun.

  Dan : I mean... it can... it can go through your stuff?

  Dr. Gregory House : Totally, dude!

• Dr. Robert Chase : [to Dan]  We're going to need a semen sample. You can use the bathroom over there.

  Dan : Right, uh... how do I...

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Aim and shoot.

  Dr. Robert Chase : No thinking about Dr. Cameron. We'll know.