- Dr. Forrester: Anyway, your film today is "Robot Monster". It's a classic film that was nominated for a Golden Turkey award for being one of the "fowlest" films ever! Hehe!
- Dr. Lawrence Erhardt: See, to call this film wretched would just be a insult to the word wretched! It stars no-one! Oh, man, you won't believe this!
- Ro-Man: Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left alive.
- Joel: We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
- [Servo sneezes violently]
- Joel: Bless you.
- Crow T. Robot: Gesundheit.
- Joel: You're not supposed to do that...
- Tom Servo: That stirred up my RAMs real bad.