- [Miss Ellie just found out the Justice Department is gunning for the Ewings, causing her to break down in tears]
- Clayton Farlow: J.R.! You're POISON!
- [starts beating him up]
- Clayton Farlow: You keep stinking up our lives! And it NEVER ENDS!
- [continues punching him]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Would you be afraid to see Mandy again?
- J.R. Ewing: Sue Ellen, I'm not afraid of ghosts and I have no interest in ancient history.
- Oswald Valentine: I do what I do because I am an artist. People would not the belief the amount of thinking that goes into see-through nightgowns!
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Probably not.
- April Stevens: [referring to Cliff Barnes] He owns 5 percent of Ewing Oil
- Jeremy Wendell: Pretty soon, 5 percent of Ewing Oil and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee.