Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Don't Look at Me (2006)

Mark Moses: Paul Young

Quotes 

• Felicia Tilman : Paul? I was making cookies and I heard the most sickening thud. Are you okay?

  Paul Young : There's shortening on my doorstep.

  Felicia Tilman : Shortening? That's the last thing you'd want on your front porch. It's meant for baking.