Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Bride of the Monster (1993)
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Quotes
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[upon seeing the title of the short 'Hired']
Joel : Hey, isn't that the John Belushi biography?
Crow T. Robot : That's not something you heard much during the Bush administration.
Tom Servo : The sequel is 'Hired 2: Laid Off.'
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Joel Robinson : [imitating Bela Lugosi] And then Brian died, and he was such a good football player, and Gale Sayers was all alone in the world, and they had the same front room as "Bewitched."
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Joel Robinson : It's an American in Cleveland.
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Vornoff : Why the sudden interest in me, Professor Strowski?
Strowski : Your experiments in atomic energy, of course.
Joel : Well, he's an associate justice!
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[after speaking with Jimmy, Mr. Warren prepares some paperwork with concern]
Tom Servo : [as Warren] Hmm. I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.
Joel Robinson : [as Warren] Hmm? What in the *world*? "Assault with a deadly weapon"?
Crow T. Robot : [as Warren] A.K.A., the "Pantsless Salesman"? Or the "Piddling Peddler"?
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[Joel, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy sing "Hired! The Musical"]
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : [in a whisper] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
Joel Robinson : I'm hired
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired
Joel Robinson : I hope I don't get fired.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired
Joel Robinson : In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
Joel Robinson : I got a job today.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired.
Joel Robinson : I'm selling Chevrolets.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired.
Joel Robinson : I'm bringing home good pay.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired.
Joel Robinson : I just got hired
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.
Joel Robinson : Yeah, me!
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's selling Chevrolets.
Joel Robinson : We're gonna get awnings.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He's bringing home good pay.
Joel Robinson : Maybe even dessert.
[at same time with bots next line]
Joel Robinson : I just got hired.
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : He just got hired.
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Joel Robinson : [singing] I was wondering if you'd like to see my...
Gypsy : No!
Joel Robinson : [singing] But I really think you should see my...
Crow T. Robot : No!
Joel Robinson : [singing] It's got a lovely...
Gypsy : No!
Joel Robinson : [singing] And if only you would...
Crow T. Robot : No!
Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot , Gypsy : Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!