Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Froze (1993)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• [Two clowns are slapping each other] 

  Crow T. Robot : Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is reenacted!

  Joel Robinson : [whispering angrily]  Crow!

• [the American International Pictures logo appears] 

  Joel Robinson : Wait, how can something be American *and* International?

  Tom Servo : Well, let's watch and find out.

• Magic Voice : Ladies and gentlemen, presenting in her one woman show: Gypsy!

  Joel Robinson : Here we go.

  Gypsy : [singing]  There's a big frontier out there called life. I ain't nobody's daughter ,I ain't nobody's wife, I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land, And you're gonna wanna know who I am. I'm Gypsy! Gypsy Rose Me! Gypsy Rose Not You Not You Or You Gypsy Rose... . Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  [Joel, Crow and Tom applaud] 

  Gypsy : Thank you! Oh, thank you very much.

• Joel Robinson : You know Gypsy, I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your one-woman show earlier, You know, it was so confessional there were times I actually felt kinda uncomfortable.

  Gypsy : Oh great, You know, if you hadn't, I would've thought I failed. Well, I gotta go rinse some things.