Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Day the Earth Froze (1993)
Jim Mallon: Gypsy
Quotes
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Magic Voice : Ladies and gentlemen, presenting in her one woman show: Gypsy!
Joel Robinson : Here we go.
Gypsy : [singing] There's a big frontier out there called life. I ain't nobody's daughter ,I ain't nobody's wife, I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land, And you're gonna wanna know who I am. I'm Gypsy! Gypsy Rose Me! Gypsy Rose Not You Not You Or You Gypsy Rose... . Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Joel, Crow and Tom applaud]
Gypsy : Thank you! Oh, thank you very much.
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Gypsy : Hey, the light meter, Joel!
[Joel realizes too late and the photo gets snapped right as he reaches for it]
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Gypsy : Before I go, I want to tell you a little story; A story about a gal who ran the higher functions of a little satellite in a synchronous orbit. A gal that everyone thought was perhaps a little slow, a little naive, a little simple, But let me tell you something about that girl. She had Spirit, she had guts, and most of all, she had a huge heart. That gal was on her journey and when her luggage ended up on another planet, that gal picked herself up, dusted herself off and wore the same outfit 2 days in a row; That plucky little gal is me!
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Gypsy : I'm sick of fighting with you, boyfriend! But I'm not going to walk out that door; No sir, I'm going to run out that door!
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Gypsy : You know, we're all traveling; You, me, that little gold guy over there. We're traveling on the big trip of life, and sometimes it turns out we haven't packed the right clothes for our personal journey. "I've been struggling to make ends meet. The social worker stops by today," But we'll get by, somehow...
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Joel Robinson : You know Gypsy, I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your one-woman show earlier, You know, it was so confessional there were times I actually felt kinda uncomfortable.
Gypsy : Oh great, You know, if you hadn't, I would've thought I failed. Well, I gotta go rinse some things.
