The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Comet (1995)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.

  [a list flashes by hurriedly] 

  Marge Simpson : Turn it off!

  Homer : [copying down the list quickly]  Just a second...

• Homer : [at dinner]  ... and then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.

  Lisa : Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.

  Homer : Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.

  [everyone looks at him silently] 

  Marge Simpson : What did you do today, Bart?

  Bart : What didn't I do?

  [hands his mother a newspaper] 

  Marge Simpson : [reading]  "Boy Discovers Comet"...

  Lisa : What?

  Marge Simpson : "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!

  Bart : But then, you've *always* been proud of me.

  Marge Simpson : [pauses]  Yes...