The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy Land (1994)

Maggie Roswell: Ticket Lady, Child Care Woman #1, Bort #1's Mother, Child Care Woman #2, 'I'd be terribly embarrased if I were that boy's mother'

Quotes 

• Bart : [while browsing the park's gift shop]  Look at all this great stuff, Lise. Cool, personalized plates!

  [looking for one with his name] 

  Bart : Barclay, Barry, Bert... Bort? Aw, come on. Bort?

  Boy : [runs up to the stall]  Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate!

  Mother : [grabs his arm]  No, come along, Bort.

  Man : [turns around in surprise]  Are you talking to me?

  Mother : No, my son is also named Bort.