The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa on Ice (1994)
Pamela Hayden: Youth Centre Woman, Milhouse Van Houten, Audience Member #3
Quotes
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[Milhouse is quaking in the goalie position]
Milhouse Van Houten : I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!
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Apu : [watching Lisa block Bart shooting trash at her] Hmm. I wonder if her skills will transfer to the game of hockey. Well, only one way to find out. Heads up, little girl!
[pulls out a stick and fires a hard shot, which Lisa catches, terrified. Bart gasps]
Apu : The goalie of my dreams! Let's try a hard one to make sure it wasn't a fluke.
[Apu fires a faster shot, which causes Lisa to hit it back with a stick. It hits Milhouse and teeth are heard dropping to the floor]
Milhouse Van Houten : Hey! Way to knock out my teeth!
Apu : Yeah, that's it, Milhouse! Keep up the chatter!