Xiaolin Showdown (TV Series)
In the Flesh (2004)
Rene Auberjonois: Master Fung, Narrator
Quotes
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Wuya : I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu! We could begin our partnership right now. What do you say, Raimundo?
Raimundo : I--I gotta go. Golden Tiger Claws!
Master Fung : Ah, here it is. The Reversing...
Raimundo : What is it? What's the Shen Gong Wu?
Dojo Kanojo Cho : Where have you been, young man? I've worried sick, and whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. how'd you know there was an active Shen Gong Wu?
Raimundo : Uh... well, you know, tiger instincts and all that. So, what is it?
Master Fung : The Reversing Mirror. It reverses the effects of any Shen Gong Wu. For example, the Two Ton Tunic, would become light as a feather.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Whoa!
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Master Fung : Now, my Xiaolin Apprentices, with your new ranking comes the learning of new skills. Kimiko, if you please. Say the name of this Shen Gong Wu and the your dragon element, and you shall unlock a unique power.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Yes, Master Fung. Star Hanabi, Fire!
Clay Bailey : Whoa!
Omi : Ohh!
Raimundo : Big deal. Since I'm not one of the special Xiaolin Apprentices, can I go play Goo Zombies 3?
Master Fung : No, Raimundo. The zombies will wait in their goo.
Raimundo : But...
Master Fung : Omi, Clay, now you try.
Raimundo : Oh, man.
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Clay Bailey : Someone's opening it!
Omi : Raimundo, you have returned! See? Secret, elaborate plan. What are you doing with the Serpent's Tail, my clever friend?
Raimundo : Uh, stealing it.
Omi : Oh, so it would appear. Secret, elaborate plan.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Omi, there's no plan. He's stealing our Shen Gong Wu
Clay Bailey : Not on my watch! Ahh! Earth!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Fire!
Raimundo : So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
Kimiko Tohomiko : You tell us, Raimundo.
Clay Bailey : You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.
Raimundo : Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin Slapdown. Aah! Wind!
Omi : I am severely confused. This plan seems more elaborate than necessary.
Raimundo : Ahh!
Omi : Raimundo?
Raimundo : Ahh! Wind!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Ahh! Omi, stop him!
Omi : Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of secret, elaborate plan.
Raimundo : Nothing escapes you, Omi.
Omi : Not even you.
Raimundo : Wrong. Serpent's Tail!
Omi : Ahh!
Clay Bailey : Ahh!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Did he escape?
Omi : Raimundo really has betrayed us.
Master Fung : Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.
Dojo Kanojo Cho : If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!
Clay Bailey : There's a bright side. He only rustled up one-- the Serpent's Tail.
Omi : Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?
Master Fung : Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?
Dojo Kanojo Cho : You got that ominous going on. Care to spill the beans?
Master Fung : On its own the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.
Dojo Kanojo Cho : But combined with Reversing Mirror...
Omi : It would turn a ghostly person solid.
Clay Bailey : Wuya!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Wuya!
Master Fung : Percisely.
Raimundo : Ha! Special delivery.
Wuya : The Serpent's Tail. Excellent! I'll soon be flesh again.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Anything, Dojo?