The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Date with Density (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Nelson, Milhouse didn't send you that note. I did.

  Nelson Muntz : You? Since when do you like me? No girls like me.

  [pause] 

  Nelson Muntz : Are you wearing a wire?

• [Nelson's friends catch him kissing Lisa] 

  Kearney : Aw man. You just kissed a girl.

  Jimbo Jones : That is so gay.

• Nelson Muntz : [sings, while playing the guitar]  Joy to the world, the teacher's dead. We barbecued her head. What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty. And round and round it goes. And round and round it... goes...

  [Trails off on seeing that Lisa is unimpressed]