The Simpsons (TV Series)

Team Homer (1996)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• [after getting school uniforms] 

  Bart : These uniforms suck.

  Marge : Bart, where did you pick up words like that?

  Homer : Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

  Marge : Homer! Watch your mouth!

  Homer : I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

  Bart , Lisa : We are not wieners!

  Homer : Then why are you dressed like that for?

• Marge : Those magazines create a dangerous amount of laughter.

• Marge : [Reading]  Due to the unscheduled trip to the autowrecking yard the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. Note by reading this letter out loud you have waived any responsibility on our part in perpituity throughout the known universe?

  [Groaning]