The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VIII (1997)

Hank Azaria: Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, The Sea Captain

Quotes 

• Comic Book Guy : [Glibly walking down sidewalk while reading comic book]  But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!

  [the nuclear missile closes in on him] 

  Comic Book Guy : Oohh, I've wasted my life...

  [mushroom cloud] 

• [Homer grabs the candleholder] 

  Homer Simpson : You want me? Come and get me!

  Moe : Get him!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

• [from the edited version] 

  Mayor Quimby : [sees the missile passes by]  I'll bet I get blamed for this.

  [the missile lowers down to Comic Book Guy] 

  Comic Book Guy : Oh, I've wasted my life.

  [the Missile explodes over Springfield] 

• Bart Simpson : Well, I'll be a son of a witch.

  Marge Simpson : That's right, I'm a witch, and I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirts itchy.

  Lenny : Hey, you destroyed my turnip crops!

  Marge Simpson : No, that was gophers.

  Chief wiggum : Impossible, we-we burned all the gophers!

  Marge Simpson : Not all of them!

  [turns Wiggum into a anthropomorphic gopher] 

  Marge Simpson : And this is for pushing me off the cliff!

  [turns Lenny and Carl into a snowman and fairy] 

  Lenny : Alright people, nothing to see here.

  Carl : Yeah, show's over, alright, move along.