The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VIII (1997)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Lisa Simpson!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, quit it!

  Bart Simpson : She put a spell on me!

  [Bart pretends to be under a spell] 

  Bart Simpson : Must... drop... pantaloons.

• Bart Simpson : Well, I'll be a son of a witch.

  Marge Simpson : That's right, I'm a witch, and I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirts itchy.

  Lenny : Hey, you destroyed my turnip crops!

  Marge Simpson : No, that was gophers.

  Chief wiggum : Impossible, we-we burned all the gophers!

  Marge Simpson : Not all of them!

  [turns Wiggum into a anthropomorphic gopher] 

  Marge Simpson : And this is for pushing me off the cliff!

  [turns Lenny and Carl into a snowman and fairy] 

  Lenny : Alright people, nothing to see here.

  Carl : Yeah, show's over, alright, move along.