Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Mike Gold : All right, look, Larry, I'm sorry I called you a nobody, okay? Next time someone asks me who you are, I'll say, "my loser brother," all right?

  Larry Gold : Hey, make up your mind! Am I a loser, a freak, or a nobody?

  Hillary Gold : D - all of the above.

• Vicky Gold : Hillary, tell your father why you have to see the gynecologist today.

  Hillary Gold : Because I have terrible PMS, and cramps, and bloating, and a very heavy flow.

  Dave Gold : Aah, aah, okay, okay, that's enough. I heard enough. I'll take her, just stop talking.

• Hillary Gold : What are you calling Dr. Vogel for?

  Dave Gold : [scene cuts]  To tell him he's gotten his last peek at my wife and daughter's woo-woos.