My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)
Colin Hanks: Henry Durand
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Quotes
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Eddie : You were doing some sort of secret ops sort of stuff, right?
Henry Durand : Yeah.
Eddie : Would you tell me about it?
Henry Durand : If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
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Henry Durand : You - you have a boyfriend?
Martha Durand : A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
Henry Durand : Okay, good.
Martha Durand : I have several boyfriends.
Emily Lott : Party hearty, Marty.
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Martha Durand : Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside.
Henry Durand : Missing from inside the house?
Martha Durand : No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually.
Henry Durand : Oh.
Martha Durand : So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes.
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Henry Durand : And the reason why we're here is...?
Martha Durand : To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast.
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Martha Durand : I went to India.
Henry Durand : You went to India?
Martha Durand : Yeah.
Henry Durand : You used to never leave the house.
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Emily Lott : Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?
Henry Durand : Oh, God! Oh!
Emily Lott : It's just a question.
Henry Durand : Well, let me answer your question. No... no, I haven't. Thank God, I haven't. But you wanna know what? Now, I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to not think about her. Thank you very much. Good night.