- William Barnett: You think that's cool, check this out!
- [Hands Hyde a pair of concert tickets]
- Steven Hyde: Wow, Eric Clapton tickets - that's the coolest thing anyone's ever done for me!
- William Barnett: What, showed you a couple of concert tickets?
- [Snatches tickets away]
- William Barnett: You're not going!
- Kitty Forman: [At the kitchen table with Red and Bob] This pineapple reminds me of Donna... it's a little tart!
- Jackie Burkhart: Wow, all this cleaning is kind of satisfying; you know, I bet my maid is glad she's not a doctor in her own country anymore!
- Steven Hyde: [Indicating William's historic collectible guitar] This thing's totally destroyed!
- Jackie Burkhart: You know what else happened at the party? This guy grabbed my butt, and his girlfriend saw him and got really mad - I think they broke up!
- [laughs]
- Jackie Burkhart: I had a great time!
- Fez: Peter Frampton, who's that?
- Steven Hyde: Peter Frampton, the talentless idiot that a million brainless teenage girls made a huge star!
- Jackie Burkhart: I LOVE Peter Frampton!
- Steven Hyde: A million and one...