The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the Mother (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Toucan, Mayor Quimby
Quotes
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Marge : Nelson? I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. Oh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.
[leaves the house]
Homer : All right, young lady. March yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer. Get a little somethin' for yourself, sweetheart.
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Homer Simpson : I rolled up all the socks.
[holds up a giant ball of socks]
Homer Simpson : What's next?
Marge Simpson : [takes the socks from him] While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket?
Homer Simpson : All right. Oh, I hate folding sheets.
Marge Simpson : That's your underwear.
Homer Simpson : Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. Where's Bart?
Marge Simpson : He's up in his room. Bart!
Homer Simpson : It's okay, Marge, I'll get him.
[loudly yells]
Homer Simpson : Bart!
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Homer : Aw, you look like a little tiny dinosaur.
[it bites Homer]
Homer : YOW! That's one vicious baby bird!
Lisa Simpson : Dad, they aren't birds.
Bart Simpson : Sure they are. They came from eggs in a bird's nest, therefore they are birds. Ickso, Fatso.
Lisa Simpson : One, they don't have beaks. Two, they don't have feathers. And three, THEY ARE LIZARDS!