- [seeing Jack at the gay bar]
- Beverley Leslie: Well well well. If it isn't Karen Walker's little gay friend. Where's your olive-skinned cohort? Don't you homosexuals always travel in pairs?
- [Benji shows up]
- Benji: Beverley, they don't have Clay Aiken on the jukebox.
- [Beverly groans in disappointment]
- Jack: Well, look how cute you two look. The Black Stallion and My Little Pony
- Grace: Sometimes I wish I were a Republican. Then I wouldn't have to worry about anyone's feelings. The only thing I'd have to worry about is being indicted.