- Miley Stewart: This is going to be easier than finding a mullet in a Trucker's convention!
- Oliver Oken, Lilly Truscott: What?
- Miley Stewart: Ya'll wouldn't last ten seconds in Tenesse.
- Lilly Truscott: i'd bet she'd take a donation from a generous celiberty
- Miley Stewart: i'd bet she would
- Oliver Oken: yeah where we going to find one of those
- [Miley and Lilly hit him with pillows at the same time]
- Miley Stewart: you'd think he'd learn by now
- Miley Stewart: Something ain't right here
- [miley and lily come up from ball pit wearing each others wig]
- Lilly Truscott: You look good in purple
- Miley Stewart: Thank you
- [they duck back under the balls]
- Robbie Stewart: You can buy a thirsty man a cow, and he'll have all the milk he wants, but he still won't have enough to wash down his cookies.