- Laverne DeFazio: [Laverne spills the pancake batter all over the stove top; she speaks into the microphone:] Lucky lucky! For the next ten minutes, everything comes with pancakes!
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Are you still gonna call it "Dead Lazlo's Place"?
- Frank DeFazio: No!
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Good, I need the sign. Lazlo ain't got no tombstone.
- Laverne DeFazio: [the hash browns Laverne has been cooking are charred. She speaks into the microphone:] Betty please, pick up your hash blacks!
- Laverne DeFazio: How's it goin'?
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We're broke! we're dyin'!
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Even the dogs go out to eat!