Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold

Quotes 

• Dave : Just because you're half Jewish doesn't mean you're going to do it half-assed. Ok, for thousands of years Jews had to learn that Hebrew crap, I had to do it and you're going to do it.

  Mike : Yeah, but that sounds hard.

  Dave : Too bad, that's what being a Jew is all about, suffering. Welcome to the club.