Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Harve Presnell: Lew Staziak

Quotes 

• Lew Staziak : Welcome to Stalingrad, kiddo.

  Andy Barker : What do you mean?

  Lew Staziak : You're in with the Cossacks, buddy, the Russian mob. They take their orders straight from Khrushchev.

  Andy Barker : Khrushchev? Hasn't he been out of office...

• Andy Barker : I don't suppose you wanna take over the case?

  Lew Staziak : Me?

  [coughs] 

  Lew Staziak : No way. I mean there's nothing I like better than kickin' the brown bread out of a bunch of commies high on potato juice, but I'm out of the game.