It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
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Quotes
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Frank Reynolds : I wanna live like you again, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopless.
Charlie Kelly : Okay. I'm not ugly.
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Stripper : Oh, look at you sweetie. What happened?
Charlie Kelly : [pretending to be a war veteran] Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer bitch!
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Charlie Kelly : [after Dennis hits him with his SUV] Dennis, you son of a bitch!
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Charlie Kelly : Let's flip a coin, the loser leaves.
Mac : Okay.
Charlie Kelly : Get a coin.
Mac : I don't have a coin! Gimme a coin. You have a coin?
Charlie Kelly : Of course I don't have a coin.
Mac : Alright, let's flip something else.
Charlie Kelly : Alright, uh...
Mac : Something in the hallway... a feather?
Charlie Kelly : Look, that piece of wood.
Mac : That's not gonna work.
Charlie Kelly : What about something off the chair?
Mac : Yeah, maybe we'll just break something off this chair.
[Mac starts kicking the wheel off Charlie's wheelchair]
Charlie Kelly : Don't break it too much. It's a rental, dude.