It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
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Quotes
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Wayne : What's up guys?
Mac : I have polio.
Wayne : Oh. Ok...
Dennis Reynolds : I have polio too.
Wayne : Alright...
[Mac and Dennis roll away]
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Dennis Reynolds : You don't snoop and sneak and appear from behind cars!
Frank Reynolds : I'm sorry, I had something important to tell you guys.
Dennis Reynolds : We just ran over our friend with a car, what could be more important than that?
Frank Reynolds : Try this on for size... You're mother's dead.
Dee Reynolds : ...What?... Oh, no...
Frank Reynolds : ...No, she's not dead. We're getting divorced though.
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[Dee pulls out a stuffed toy elephant]
Dennis Reynolds : Mr. Tibbs.
Dee Reynolds : Oh, is that it? Is that Mr. Tibbs? Is that what they call you? They call you Mr. Tibbs.
[Dee rips off Mr. Tibbs' head]
Dee Reynolds : What do they call you now?
Dennis Reynolds : Whatever. I don't care.
Dee Reynolds : Huh.
[Dennis turns away and silently gasps]
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Wayne : [shouting while in a wheelchair] Hey guys!
Mac : [pretending to be handicapped with Dennis] Shit, what do we do?
Dennis Reynolds : Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man.
Mac : Play it cool.
Dennis Reynolds : [to Wayne] Hey.
Wayne : Hey. How's it going?
Mac : [blurting out] I have polio.
Wayne : Oh. Uh, okay.
Dennis Reynolds : [slowly] And I have polio...
Mac : [blurting out again, interrupting him] He has polio, too.
Wayne : All right, um...
[Mac and Dennis slowly back away]
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Mac : Being handicapped sucks, dude.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh yeah, man. It's too much work, there's like nothing to show for it.
Mac : Yeah, there's like no advantages!
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Dennis Reynolds : Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?
Dee Reynolds : Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people
Dennis Reynolds : Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank.
Dee Reynolds : How come you get to pick and choose?
Dennis Reynolds : It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't.
Dee Reynolds : You're a woman and you're weak.
Dennis Reynolds : That doesn't make any sense
Dee Reynolds : You don't make any sense.
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Dennis Reynolds : What did you say about the money?
Frank Reynolds : I'm giving it all away.
Dee Reynolds : That is a very stupid thing to do.
Dennis Reynolds : You're a very stupid, stupid man.