- Elvin Tibideaux: You said you could handle it. You said you knew her better that she knew herself.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, well, I - I do, except when your name comes up.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Now wasn't that wonderful? And - and - and sincere, - sincere.
- Clair Huxtable: I am amazed.
- Clair Huxtable: Yes, good.
- Clair Huxtable: I am amazed at how that boy could stand in my kitchen in front of my face and lie to me like that.
- Clair Huxtable: Let the record show that if the boy so much as opens his mouth at dinner tonight, I will throw him so far from this house, he'll forget the address.
- Elvin Tibideaux: Hey, Dad, did you talk to Mrs. Huxtable?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah. I think you better elope.
- Clair Huxtable: But if that boy ever asks my daughter to marry him, it will be the last words he utters.
- Elvin Tibideaux: You been coming to this house for a long, long time, man, and every time you come here, you bring nothing but turmoil and havoc! But, thanks to Mrs. Huxtable, who was the only one who could see through your little trifling ways, and because of her, because of her, I can see clearly who you are! And you are not...
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Cliff, wait a minute.
- Elvin Tibideaux: Shut up!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Welcome to the family. Now, did you still want to be a part of it?
- Rudy Huxtable: I definitely do.