- [Springfield wants to use the football stadium for bull fighting.]
- Lisa Simpson: No! Bull-fighting is a cruel pseudo-sport!
- Homer: Lisa's right! It *is* a cool super-sport!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman live at Duff Beer-Krustyburger-Buzz Cola-Costington's Department Store-Kwik-E-Mart-Stupid Flanders Park. In just one hour the commissioner of football will arrive to sign the contracts necessary to make Springfield the home of pro football's newest team, The Meltdowns!
- Carl: I've got Melt Mania!
- Lenny: I've got Down Syndrome!