The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Scratch My Car and Die (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you ever see one of those Tarantulas?

  Sally Rogers : No.

  Buddy Sorrell : They are built so close to the ground, if you wanna get in you gotta come up through a manhole.

• Buddy Sorrell : You let Laura drive your new bedbug?

  Sally Rogers : Tarantella.

  Rob Petrie : Tarantula.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, yeah. I forgot.

• Sally Rogers : ALL women are wonderful drivers! It's just that those men-designers have done everything they can to confuse us. First, they put the starter on the dashboard, then they put it on the floor next to the accelerator, then it's on the left, then it's on the right. First, they put the stick shift on the floor, then they put it on the wheel and it's "automatic," then they put it between the two seats an it's NOT "automatic." Do you know that I once pushed in a cigarette lighter on the highway and I went in reverse?

• [Rob's highly agitated over finding a scratch on his new car] 

  Sally Rogers : Well, Rob, take it easy. It's only paint. It'll heal.

• Buddy Sorrell : [overhearing Rob]  Beautiful, fast and quiet? Impossible! There's no such woman!

  Buddy Sorrell : [to Sally]  Hey, what's he talkin' about?

  Sally Rogers : [gesturing to Rob]  Fell in love with a Tarantula.

  Buddy Sorrell : So what? I married one.