- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: Your Honor, what I intend to prove with this next witness is that Mr. DuBois has a history of constantly insulting me! I call to the stand the lovely Ms. Gretchen Kraus!
- Benson DuBois: Your Honor, I object! Counsel is deluding the witness!
- Judge Harper: Objection overruled. The court calls Gretchen Kraus.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: But my line is always busy!
- Benson DuBois: Your line isn't even connected!