- Mork: Mork calling Orson. Come in Orson.
- [Fade to the black where Mork speaks with Orson; Mork is standing facing forward]
- Mork: Hello, I'm Mork Wallace.
- [Cut to him facing stage left looking at the camera]
- Mork: I'm Morkley Safer.
- [Cut to him facing stage right looking at the camera]
- Mork: And I'm Morkey Rooney.
- [Cut to him turned away from the camera]
- Mork: Does my hair look good in the back?
- [Cut to him sitting at a news desk, teletype fades in]
- Mork: Welcome to the extended Mork Report.