- Mildred Krebs: You don't know what it's like for woman to desire a man. Oh, I mean to lust down to her loins, and yet, fear what that desire might unleash in her.
- Remington Steele: You, uh, speaking from personal experience?
- Mildred Krebs: Oh hell no! My ex-husband couldn't unleash the dog.
- Remington Steele: We've been together for what could be called a season, doesn't that count for anything?
- Laura Holt: Seasons come and seasons go and when they're over sometimes you can hardly remember them.
- [She says with a smile and a shrug before spinning away]
- Remington Steele: [Coming after her and spinning her around] Damint Laura, I Care About You!
- [Then kisses her to prove it]
- Remington Steele: You know Laura, in crimes of this magnitude it's usually standard to offer a finders fee. Usually at 10% of the value and 10% of 250,000,000 dollars is...
- Laura Holt: 25,000,000.
- Remington Steele: Do you realize we could be given 25,000,000 dollars as a reward for being honest?
- Laura Holt: That really astounds you. Doesn't it?
- Remington Steele: It heartens me Laura. It absolutely heartens me.
- Remington Steele: Laura do you think I'd really leave you in the lurch? Or are you just curious? Part of my mysterious past.
- Laura Holt: Well sure I'm curious. You announce you're going to take a more active interest in the agency and I wonder how many other places we can't go because some other Captain Rios is looking for you. I wonder when somebody's going to show up on the agency's doorstep looking for you to solve an old case or settle an old grievance. You're damn right I'm curious!
- Remington Steele: You know... Sometimes I find the straight and narrow very confining. Very confining.