WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Baby, If You've Ever Wondered (1979)

Gary Sandy: Andy Travis

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Quotes 

• Les Nessman : [about the just released ratings]  All right, Travis, what about the really important stuff.

  Andy Travis : You mean the hog reports.

  Les Nessman : Yes, of course. And my news and sports programs.

  Andy Travis : Uh, well, uh, Les, they're, um... okay.

  Les Nessman : [dejected]  Okay. Okay! Where I come from, "okay" means awful. This is terrible.

  Andy Travis : No, no, now, Les. It's not terrible. It's better than okay, it's, um... all right!

  Les Nessman : [with a stunned look on his face]  All right? All right?

  Les Nessman : [now with an elated demeanor]  Did you hear that, everybody? It's all right!

• Andy Travis : [in talking about how imperfect his life at WKRP has been]  Well, you gotta give me credit for one thing, though.

  Venus Flytrap : What's that?

  Andy Travis : I hired you.

  Venus Flytrap : That's when you were still perfect.

• Andy Travis : And everything I could have done to fix this station, I didn't do.

  [folds his arms] 

  Andy Travis : Now is that right or what?

  Venus Flytrap : How can you fix this station?

  Andy Travis : [snaps fingers]  For starters. First thing I should have done was get rid of Herb.

  [shakes his head] 

  Andy Travis : The worst sales manager in the world. The worst. And Les... Oh, Les.

  [shakes his head] 

  Andy Travis : When the Shah of Iran was overthrown, he missed it completely. His lead story for the day was about a hog that could do adding and subtraction.

  [Venus chuckles] 

  Andy Travis : Jennifer is the highest paid employee at this station. And Fever... I let him program his own show. I keep telling him we should play the same Top Ten hits over and over again.

  [leans forward on desk] 

  Andy Travis : I asked him to play this one disco song, please, just one disco song... and he threatens to throw himself in front of Donna Summer's tour bus.