Roseanne (TV Series)

No Talking (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [about Becky fighting with Roseanne]  This is between you and Becky. Bringing me into it, is just going to make it seem like I'm on your side... which, which I am.

  Roseanne : No you're not. You're neutral as usual! Dan "Switzerland" Conner! You just don't want to get involved because she still thinks you're "Mr. Perfect"!

• D.J. : [Roseanne isn't talking to Dan, Becky isn't talking to Roseanne]  Mom, what's going on?

  Roseanne : We're playing a game.

  D.J. : Can I play?

  Dan : No, you're too mature to play this game.

• D.J. : Darlene threw a sneaker at me.

  Dan : Darlene, what's the matter with you?

  Darlene Conner : I know, I missed him. I shouldn't have rushed the throw.