The Simpsons (TV Series)

C.E.D'oh (2003)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Itchy, Hans Moleman, Mouse Paramedic, Worker, Lego Land Capitol Dome, Lego Land Tourist

Quotes 

• [Homer's reading a book about corporate success] 

  Homer : Tip #1- "Live every day as if it was your last". Done and done.

  [cut to Homer sitting on a curb, crying] 

  Homer : I don't want to die. I'm so young.

• Homer Simpson : Mr. Burns, I've compiled list of safety recommendations for the plant.

  Mr. Burns : Well, let me throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.

  Homer Simpson : But the book said you'd applaud my initiative...

  Mr. Burns : What book is that? "The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus"? Stop wasting my time and get out of my sight, you corn-fed man-cow!

• Homer : Well, kids, it's Valentine's Day. You know what that means?

  Bart : We get to watch TV with the sound turned way up.

  Lisa : What are you and mom going to be doing?

  Homer : Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making love... ly rope ladders in case of a fire.