The Sopranos (TV Series)

Kaisha (2006)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I've sat here dreading the end of the story would involve you erupting in some act of violence towards your nephew.

  Tony Soprano : Well Christmas isn't over yet.

• Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : [In little Carmine's living room]  As you all know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting after the fire in the Wire Room

  Phil Leotardo : Correction, you asked me to attend and I agreed

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : Fair enough, I'm not going to call this a "sit-down" because of the negative implications, let's think of it as "a meeting of minds". So, for whatever reasons, certain incidents have expired lately, in addition to being dangerous, it could have an adverse impact on our businesses, that's bottom line.

  Phil Leotardo : I know Vito's bottom was "impacted" if that's what you're referring to

  Tony Soprano : Call him what you will, but you're talking about one of my captains

  Phil Leotardo : Captain? "The Ship Lollipop" right?

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : Phil, please

  Phil Leotardo : Please my ass, the man was a fucking disgrace

  Tony Soprano : Before he came out of the closet he worked for me and put a lot of paper in my pocket, yours too

  Phil Leotardo : Talk about earners? How about "Fat Dom" Gamiello?

  Silvio Dante : What about him?

  Tony Soprano : So what fuck would I know about that?

  Phil Leotardo : As coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey

  Tony Soprano : So was the Hindenburg, maybe you should look into that too

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : Tony, Phil, please we're going off point. Remember, I grew up in all of this and I just lost my friend Rusty and if there's one thing my father taught me was this: "a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of milk". My business, all of our businesses... this fighting is costing money.

  Tony Soprano : I'm willingly to move forward, let the past be bygone

  Phil Leotardo : Fine with me.

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : A Wise decision, on both your parts. I love to see a truce, wipe this day clean. The no-shows, The Wire Room, Vito, put it all behind us.

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : [to Phil]  your brother Billy, whatever happened there.

  Tony Soprano : [standing up]  Alright then

  Phil Leotardo : "whatever happened there.?"

  Carmine Lupertazzi Jr. : the shooting

  Phil Leotardo : [raising his voice]  "whatever happened there.?"

  Phil Leotardo : [Stands up and points at Tony]  I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's cousin put six bullets without any provocation, what so ever.

  Tony Soprano : [to Carmine]  Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?

• Phil Leotardo : [while lying in a hospital after suffering a heart attack, whispers to Tony as he visits him]  I finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker

  Tony Soprano : listen to me, now I never told nobody this but while I was in that coma something happened to me. I went to some place I think, but I know I don't ever want to go back there, and maybe you know what I'm talking about. Believe me nobody ever laid on their death bed wishing they saved more no show jobs. You take your time, you get better, you get out of this fuckin place, and when you do, focus on grand kids, the good things. You can have it all Phil: plenty for everybody

• Tony Soprano : [referring to his mistress]  so, how's your "bird", these days?

  Christopher Moltisanti : fuck you talking about?

  Tony Soprano : come on, "clandestine" phone calls, I know you got a new comare

  Christopher Moltisanti : what can I say, huh?

  Tony Soprano : with a pregnant wife at home, your timing is fuckin priceless

  Christopher Moltisanti : "playground's closed", man has his needs

  Tony Soprano : good point. When Carmela had her spec house, I can't tell you how many nights I had to "fend" for myself while she was out looking at bathroom fixtures

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : so, this new one, how come you don't bring her around?

  Christopher Moltisanti : honestly, I would but... between us, she's black

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  whoa

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [referring to the slang term for African Americans, amused]  you're banging a "shine"?

  Christopher Moltisanti : she's hot too: classy, not that it wouldn't matter to Paulie, still gotta listen to all his racial bullshit

  Tony Soprano : yeah, she would feel it too

• Tony Soprano : [when she arrives home]  where you been?

  Carmela Soprano : went to Merola's, I left you a message: the annual Christmas toy drive

  Tony Soprano : how was it?

  Carmela Soprano : it was nice: we gave an Xbox. So, Stan Klimick was there, Ruth's husband, he works for Kroll

  Tony Soprano : the private I's?

  Carmela Soprano : [nods]  he does their computers. Anyway, I was telling him about Ade and he said we should hire professionals to track her down

  Tony Soprano : [amused, chuckles]  Carm...

  Carmela Soprano : [interrupts him]  it's not as expensive as you think: he gave me his card

  Tony Soprano : look, it's not about the money, did you ever think that maybe it's an "intrusion" into Ade's personal life?

  Carmela Soprano : what if she's in trouble? Stan said they had this case once this guy ran out on his child support. He was a hiking enthusiast and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert

• Tony Soprano : [while walking into the kitchen, referring to AJ]  "Working man" get off, ok?

  Carmela Soprano : He was gone by the time I got up

  Tony Soprano : [referring to when AJ would go out all night clubbing]  It used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up

  Tony Soprano : [after noticing she's upset]  What's the matter?

  Carmela Soprano : Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide: pills

  Tony Soprano : What'd she do that for?

  Carmela Soprano : [worried]  Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army

  Tony Soprano : [confused]  What, Ade's homeless?

  Carmela Soprano : She made a donation every year to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving: the letter set Liz off, evidently

  Tony Soprano : Look, I gotta say, I commiserate with the woman but...

  Carmela Soprano : [interrupts him]  She thinks her daughter's dead

  Carmela Soprano : [as Tony shakes his head]  I told you, I had another dream about Ade in Paris. A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly, referring to the animated skunk character from Looney Tunes]  I know, Pepé Le Pew

  Carmela Soprano : [insistently]  It doesn't change the fact that Adriana is still missing

  Tony Soprano : And it also doesn't change the fact that her mother is a bitter lush who can't Accept "reality"

  carmela Soprano : What "reality"?

  Tony Soprano : That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away

  Carmela Soprano : [surprised]  That's what you say to me two weeks after our own daughter moves away to California

  Tony Soprano : Come on, will you stop? It's a different situation, entirely

  Carmela Soprano : Oh, I'm sorry, it's "everything" all at once

  Tony Soprano : What "everything?"

  Carmela Soprano : The holidays are coming and my spec house is gone to shit

  Tony Soprano : AJ's got a job: his doing better. You raised two gorgeous kids You got a husband that loves you, you made us a beautiful home. Doesn't that count for "something"?