Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Driving Miss Gilmore (2006)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Rory Gilmore : I could kill him!

  Logan Huntzberger : You'd have to get in a very long line.

  Rory Gilmore : The man should be drawn and quartered.

  Logan Huntzberger : There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.

  Rory Gilmore : Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.

  Logan Huntzberger : I don't know; you quarter a guy, he's in four pieces. That's tough to recover from.

  Rory Gilmore : He should be stretched on a rack, iron maidened, strappadoed.

  Logan Huntzberger : Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?

  Rory Gilmore : When you suspend him in the air with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.

  Logan Huntzberger : You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.

  Rory Gilmore : I did a paper on the attorney general. It comes with the territory.