Three's Company (TV Series)
The Love Diary (1978)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : [pushes his bicycle inside, seems to be attached to it] Oh, Chrissy, can you help me?
[his trouser leg is stuck]
Chrissy Snow : What's the matter?
Jack Tripper : My pants got caught in the chain.
Janet Wood : [finishes on phone] Okay, bye-bye.
[to Jack:]
Janet Wood : I hate to be the one to tell you, but your bike's got a limp.
Jack Tripper : Will you help me or what?
Chrissy Snow : What do you want us to do?
Jack Tripper : Uh... well, here, I'll hold the bike while you take off my pants.
Janet Wood : I'm busy.
Chrissy Snow : So am I.
Jack Tripper : What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a man's bicycle before?
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Jack Tripper : My Diary, by Wanda X.
Chrissy Snow : Yeah. I wonder what the X stands for.
Jack Tripper : Mmm, Chrissy, have you read this? X isn't a name, it's a rating!
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Chrissy Snow : You talk and I'll type.
Jack Tripper : Ok. January 1st. My eyes opened to the dawn of a new year. I looked over and saw Julian's sleeping form. Something stirred within me, some deep primitive lust. I reached over, touched Julian's shoulder and...
[stops reading and eyes widen in disbelief]
Chrissy Snow : Jack...
Jack Tripper : Shhh!
Chrissy Snow : What happens when she touched Julian's shoulder?
Jack Tripper : Everything. Here, read this entry here.
Chrissy Snow : [reads it in increasing disbelief] Did you see what she did on Washington's birthday?
Jack Tripper : Yeah, I'll be old George didn't even do that on his honeymoon.
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Stanley Roper : [has read in what he thinks is Chrissy's diary that she loves him] It's not a secret anymore, Chrissy.
Chrissy Snow : [doesn't know what Mr. Roper's talking about] Oh, good.
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Jack Tripper : [after realizing Mr Roper read the dirty diary] If you explain to him...
Chrissy Snow : Why should I explain it to him?
Jack Tripper : Well, you're Wanda X.
Chrissy Snow : [Shocked] I am not!
Jack Tripper : He thinks you are. Janet, you explain it to him.
Janet Wood : Why me? I'm not even in that diary.
Jack Tripper : Well neither am I.
Chrissy Snow : [with an accusing tone] How do we know that?