Top Cat (TV Series)
Dibble's Double (1962)
Arnold Stang: Top Cat
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Quotes
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Top Cat : I just had a look at those paintings in the art gallery. What a mess! Like the guy just stood back and let the paint hit the fan!
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Professor Zimbach : [admiring a contemporary painting] This man has artistic temperament, like Van Gogh. You know, the painter who cut off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend.
Top Cat : Oh, yeah, to ask her why he hadn't heard from her.
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Officer Dibble : [holding a hat full of coins] Gambling again, huh?
Top Cat : Oh, that's just a collection. One of the girls in the office is getting married.
Officer Dibble : That doesn't make any sense!
Top Cat : I know it and you know it, but try and tell her!
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Professor Zimbach : [in a gallery] Ah, what lines! What curves! What form! Beautiful!
Top Cat : [entering post-haste] Lines? Curves? Form? Where are the ladies?
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Professor Zimbach : [about a modern art painting] It has a message! It speaks! Can't you hear what it says?
Top Cat : Sure, it says "Don't drink when you're painting!"
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Top Cat : That guy in the underwear! Grab him! He's Al the Actor!
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Officer Dibble : Look, I'm me! He ain't me, I am! See?
Top Cat : Get him!
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[Al the Actor is exposed]
Top Cat : Cheer up, pal, at least you came out with a better-looking face!
Officer Dibble : Now look here, wise guy...
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[a notice is found on Top Cat 's painting]
Top Cat : Ah, yes, the famous Bottom borthers: There was Foundat Bottom, Rock Bottom, and of course, Fitat Bottom!