- Red Forman: [to Donna] It must be nice to have a boyfriend who can swing the mallet and get it past that mark that says, "No, seriously - hit it!"
- Donna Pinciotti: [to Randy] I can't believe we're stuck out here! I've been dying to get home ever since you threw that pingpong ball into that little teacup!
- Kitty Forman: Well, I'm upset because my engagement ring got lost and Red doesn't seem to give a damn, and even if he doesn't care about the sentimental value, it still cost $1000!
- Bob Pinciotti: [Grinning to Red] A thousand bucks? So, you finally got rid of the cheap one, eh?
- Donna Pinciotti: Fez! God, where IS he?
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, don't worry - he survived the trip here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods!
- Bob Pinciotti: [Unloading bags from the station wagon] Too bad the kids never found your ring... But, on the upside - pork doodles!
- Fez: I had a great time! I got an invisible dog on a leash, a goldfish in a plastic bag and a giant stuffed panda. Of course, I got some stupid stuff, too