- Baby Sinclair: [singsong tone, to break up Francois' endless squawking] Got a present for you!
- Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: [curiously] Oh, I where would I find it?
- Baby Sinclair: [points] In my diaper.
- Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: [furiously] Ugh! You are disgusting! Ha!
- Baby Sinclair: Shut up!
- Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk!
- Baby Sinclair: Shut up!
- Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk!
- Baby Sinclair: Shut up!
- Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk!
- Baby Sinclair: [pounds his highchair tray] Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
- [Baby and Francois scream at each other in argument]
- [as Francois and Baby argue]
- Fran Sinclair: You know, Earl, I'm actually learning a lot about the cultural differences between us and Francois's species. We may be different on the outside, but underneath it all...
- [goes to a furious tone]
- Fran Sinclair: ...I really want to kill them! I wanna kill every single one of them!
- Earl Sinclair: Fran, this is the side of you I've never seen before! I wanna take it hunting.
- [snickers deviously]