The Two Ronnies (TV Series)
Episode #12.2 (1986)
Ronnie Corbett: Self, Various Characters
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Quotes
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Ronnie Barker : [in an 'old tramps' sketch] Them Americans, they've got a lot of money to waste, they have. Look at all that money they wasted puttin' a man on the moon.
Ronnie Corbett : They're gonna put a man on the sun, next.
Ronnie Barker : They can't do that. He'd be burnt to a cinder.
Ronnie Corbett : No, they've thought of that.
Ronnie Barker : Oh, yeah? How they gonna get 'round that, then?
Ronnie Corbett : They're sendin' 'im at night.
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Ronnie Barker : [in a 'two yokels down the pub' sketch] Oh, dear, this beer's horrible. I'll be glad when I've had enough. I'd be better off drinking milk, y'know.
Ronnie Corbett : Oh, y'don't want milk, don't have milk, very dangerous. Milk was the cause of my brother's death.
Ronnie Barker : How?
Ronnie Corbett : A cow fell on 'im. Now, my other brother, for example, he died - he was killed, really, by women and drink.
Ronnie Barker : Was he?
Ronnie Corbett : Yep. Couldn't get either, so he shot hi'self.