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The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) (TV) More at IMDbPro »

Daisy Duke: [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.
Luke Duke: It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.
Bo Duke: And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.

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Bo Duke: [Takes of Shrit] Ladies, Do Me!

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Narrartor: Who can blow stuff up!

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Luke Duke: Can I be your special helper?
Lulu Hogg: Of course!

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Balladeer: When Luke thinks of woman, he thinks of the wrong type of bang!

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Rosco P. Coltrane: [to the Dukes] Where's that shine making uncle of yours?

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Daisy Duke: I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!
Bo Duke: [Daisy storms away] But I just got here.

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Balladeer: [from trailer] Bo's first chase; Luke's first time; Daisy's first Dukes... Rosco gets his badge; Boss Hogg starts the feud; and Uncle Jesse gives advice

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Cooter: People used to dare each other to jump the ravine. Some stupid son of a bitch tried.
Luke Duke: Sounds like he didn't make it.

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Bo Duke: You can kill a man with your thumb?
Uncle Jesse Duke: It's not that hard, really, once you know how.

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Daisy Duke: [about to paint a number on the General Lee] What's your lucky number, Bo?
Bo Duke: Uh, one?

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Hughie: You the boys come in in that '69 charger?
Luke Duke: The General Lee.

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Cooter: Shit, I'm willing to try anything. Except guy on guy.

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Bo Duke: I love Hazzard. I love that Hazzard breeze flowing through my hair. I love Daisy and Uncle Jesse. I love the smell of pig shit in the morning.

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Bo Duke: And what did you see?
Luke Duke: I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.
Bo Duke: A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?
Luke Duke: Thank you.

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Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: I want 'em in jail!

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