My Dad the Rock Star (TV Series)

Welcome to Silent Springs (2003)

Kathleen Laskey: Crystal

Quotes 

• Crystal Zilla : [inhales then exhales]  Aah, the brochures were right. This town's an epicenter of positive energy.

  Crystal Zilla : [surprised]  *Ooh*. My chakras are glowing.

• Crystal Zilla : Rise and shine my precious. *Come*. Bloom in the morning sun.

  [Willy sits up] 

  Crystal Zilla : I have your horoscope here. It says, 'Capricorn, get out of bed and get ready for *school*.'

  Willy Zilla : But Mom.

  [tiredly rubs his eyes] 

  Willy Zilla : I'm a Taurus.