- Adaleen: We all spend like there's no tomorrow, which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. But your father's revelations have been a *little* off the mark lately.
- Wanda Henrickson: I wouldn't let him
- [Frank]
- Wanda Henrickson: in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him and he doesn't pee in the toilet.
- Nicolette Grant: Bill's not very good at lifting the seat either.
- Wanda Henrickson: No Kicki. He pees in the sink
- Bill Henrickson: You weren't evicted because you have four wives. You were evicted because the lousy scotch tape you wrapped around Nita's cord on her crock-pot made it explode causing a fire that burnt down two rooms.
- Adaleen Grant: We all spend like there is no tomorrow. Which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions.
- Lois Henrickson: Sarah. Aren't you so thoughtful? You didn't used to be. When you were two you slapped me. I didn't like you for a very long time.