The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (TV Series)

Tag Team Trouble (1990)

John Stocker: Toad

Quotes 

• [first line] 

  Toad : Next time the princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage,

  [pants] 

  Toad : I'm on vacation!

• Mario : [after being told about the "stolen" money]  Oh, no! I'd better tell the princess.

  Toad : No, Mario! She trusted me and I let her down. I thought I could make it up to her if my cousins won the prize money. Now all those poor orphans will go hungry!

  [Toad cries] 

  Mario : We can fix that, right, big little brother? We used to wrestle back in Brooklyn.

  Luigi : Hey, whoa! I-I-I-I'm not volunteering to wrestle the Sledge Brothers.

  Mario : Right! I'm volunteering for ya! Meet the Masked Mashers of Mayhem!

• Toad : I don't know, guys. Maybe you overtrained just a little?

  Mario : Don't worry, my mushroom pal. We're gonna win those orphans all the money they need.

  Luigi : Hey, the problem is, do the Sledge Brothers know that?

• [Toad returns to the orphanage with the prize money and gives it to the nanny] 

  Mushroom Nanny : Oh, another bag of gold? How wonderful. Please, give the princess double thanks for her double generosity.

  [shuts the door] 

  Toad : Another bag? Wait a second. Then Koopa didn't steal it, and the orphans had it all along, then I didn't need to...

  [Toad faints] 

• The Sledge Brothers : TAG! You're It!

  King Koopa , Cheatsy Koopa : Me? Ah- uh! No way! Yikes! WHOA! Oof!