- Mario: [after being told about the "stolen" money] Oh, no! I'd better tell the princess.
- Toad: No, Mario! She trusted me and I let her down. I thought I could make it up to her if my cousins won the prize money. Now all those poor orphans will go hungry!
- [Toad cries]
- Mario: We can fix that, right, big little brother? We used to wrestle back in Brooklyn.
- Luigi: Hey, whoa! I-I-I-I'm not volunteering to wrestle the Sledge Brothers.
- Mario: Right! I'm volunteering for ya! Meet the Masked Mashers of Mayhem!
- [Toad returns to the orphanage with the prize money and gives it to the nanny]
- Mushroom Nanny: Oh, another bag of gold? How wonderful. Please, give the princess double thanks for her double generosity.
- [shuts the door]
- Toad: Another bag? Wait a second. Then Koopa didn't steal it, and the orphans had it all along, then I didn't need to...
- [Toad faints]
- The Sledge Brothers: TAG! You're It!
- King Koopa, Cheatsy Koopa: Me? Ah- uh! No way! Yikes! WHOA! Oof!
- King Koopa: The Masked Mashers of Mayhem? Never heard of 'em!
- Cheatsy Koopa: [the Mario Bros arrive to the match] Hey! Aren't those the Mario Brothers?
- King Koopa: This is perfect! The Sledge Bros. will make 'em the Squashed Bros., and those million gold coins will be mine! Ha ha! Do some cheatin', Cheatsy!
- Cheatsy Koopa: But I've already got booby traps all over the ring!
- King Koopa: Well, cheat some more!
- [pushes Cheatsy]