- Bully Koopa: I'm painting graffiti all over this wall King Dad. But it's just not any wall... it's the Great Wall of China! Hahahahaha
- Kootie Pie Koopa: I've used my Magic Wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless old pictures into something REALLY beautiful, pictures of me! There's the 'Mona Cootie', 'The Birth of Cootie', and 'Cootie Descending a Staircase.