- [after the pipe creatures turn against Toad and bring blocks to life to go after him]
- Mario: Toad!
- Toad: Honest, guys. I-I-I didn't do anything. The wand jumped right out of the case.
- Mario: Luigi, do you like pancakes?
- Luigi: [chuckles] Yeah, I love 'em, why?
- Mario: 'Cause if we don't think of something fast, that's what we're all gonna be squashed into!
- Toad: I'm really sorry, guys. From now on, I'm leaving magic to the real expert.
- Wizard King: All I care about is getting my special wand back.
- [uses the wand to make a fire]
- Wizard King: It's just what I need to roast weenies.
- Toad: You waited 50 years for that? Huh. Maybe I'm not the only guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
- Princess Toadstool: Mario? Luigi, where'd you go?
- Kootie Pie Koopa: Oh, hi Princess. I'm really very sorry. But, I have decided to place you under house arrest.
- [Kootie Pie zaps the picket fence near the house and it grows much taller and surrounds the entire house]